Archive

CAT INTERACTIONS / TRANSPORTATION EMERGENCY

Uber Please, for the Love of God, Shut Your Drivers the Fuck Up

August 15, 2026 · 7 min · yep...

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FINANCIAL ADVICE

Stop Complaining About Inflation and Just Start a Pyramid Scheme Already

August 9, 2026 · 2 min · i've never even tasted bear milk

chardonnay mlm inflation grift finance crypto pyramid scheme

CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS

My Dinner with Homechef

July 31, 2026 · 3 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

homechef mail-order meals oh my god what the fuck cooking

WRITING / SHORT-FORM ROMANTASY

Our Short-Form Romantasy is Taking Off (Its Clothing in Public)

July 20, 2026 · 5 min · many of which are spent crying

romantasy writing short-form fiction public indecency chardonnay

BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

Will You Rate Your Fucking Transaction Already?

July 17, 2026 · 4 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

amazon amazon reviews e-commerce

SHOP TALK / OFFERS & SALES

I Will Sell You Feet Pics for Beer Money

July 14, 2026 · 1 min · vaguely sexual

feet pics beer money cross sales e-commerce

Zines / For You, About You, By Us

INTRODUCING: The Cat Bag Zine is Real!

June 3, 2026 · 3 min · i've never even tasted bear milk

cat bag enthusiast magazine publishing reading looking eyes

FIELD REPORT

Palantir CEO Alex Karp has Pictures of Your Dick

May 23, 2026 · 5 min · appalling!

Alex Karp Palantir Stickers Drunk Cat Work in the Twenty-First Century

THINK PIECE / YEAR IN REVIEW

What the Fuck Wednesday — Welcome Back

May 18, 2026 · 13 min · good lord!

announcements the year 2020 the year 2021 the year 2022 2023 2024 2024 us presidential election 2025 2026 what fucking year is it

CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION

In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments

July 25, 2023 · 3 min · i've never even tasted bear milk

Artificial Intelligence Artificial Incredulence Taylor Swift Music ChatGPT ChatBots Karma

PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK

NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean

June 22, 2023 · 2 min · contains intense regret

titanic catbagz.com carousel of products disaster tragedy

FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE

Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups

December 30, 2022 · 4 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

ted theodore google end of the year the year 2022 reddit

SHOP TALK / DEALS

10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On

December 26, 2022 · 4 min · yes, i'll hold...

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SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET

CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand

December 18, 2022 · 3 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

catbagz.com catbagz lifestyle brand athleisure

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy

December 12, 2022 · 7 min · yep...

cat bags artificial intelligence artificial incredulence ibm watson chatgpt bergdorf goodman chatbots

POLITICS / APATHY

Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills

November 24, 2022 · 3 min · many of which are spent crying

taylor swift elon musk sexy babies twitter

SHOP TALK / STICKERS, BUMPER OR OTHERWISE

3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life

January 14, 2022 · 3 min · pick your battles

the struggle bus proud parent of a complete disaster whambulance stickers

MUSIC

More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran

January 10, 2022 · 3 min · unpleasantness abound

confusion jason derulo pitbull jeff bezos ed sheeran joe keery where in the world is carmen sandiego charlie puth bruno mars

FRUSTRATION

Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring

January 2, 2022 · 3 min · jesus fucking christ

spring baba yaga plants flowers impregnation by plant

THE INTERNET

Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?

December 23, 2021 · 3 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

ted theodore money non-fungible tokens government lizard partnerships marketing services

YEAR END POST

Your Year in CatBagz

December 17, 2021 · 3 min · i've never even tasted bear milk

End of the Year NFT Recap The Year 2021 Specious Metrics

PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK

Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon

November 26, 2021 · 2 min · good lord!

ebay nft bleak friday black friday sale sell-a-thon

FRUSTRATION

What Fucking Year Is It?

November 24, 2021 · 2 min · who has that kind of time?

cryptocurrency what fucking year is it frustration

TECHNOLOGY

Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz

November 17, 2021 · 2 min · why not, really?

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APATHY

Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service

July 20, 2021 · 2 min · who has that kind of time?

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POLITICS / WRITING

Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money

January 12, 2021 · 3 min · there's a lot to it

taxes stimulus irs free money government

CAT INTERACTIONS / POLITICS

Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders

January 9, 2021 · 3 min · this one's got desperation, I know it

government humans human government shitting where you eat eating where you shit colanders truth

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late

January 8, 2021 · 4 min · jesus fucking christ

drunk cat drunk products late holiday shopping weird

GENERAL DISINTEREST / APATHY

Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget

January 4, 2021 · 1 min · appalling!

cheeseburger phone dreams hamburger phone budget expectations

SHOP TALK / YEAR END POST

Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly

December 30, 2020 · 6 min · have you seen this one before?

end of the year the year 2020 government stimulus

THE INTERNET / YOUTUBE

Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure

May 8, 2020 · 2 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

YouTube For The Children Big Block Singsong

APATHY / BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

Is This Thing Still On?

March 23, 2020 · 1 min · disastrous!

catbagz.com hosting the year 2020 accidents money

BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?

January 15, 2019 · 2 min · vaguely sexual

CatBagz.com Fake News Faking It Bigfoot Fake History Fake Math

WRITING

Topical Harry Potter Fiction

January 10, 2019 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust

harry potter fiction fanless-fiction self-authored nonsense wizards pooping

LAZINESS / SHOP TALK

Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10

January 7, 2019 · 3 min · there's a lot to it

Dracula Soil from Dracula's Castle Mud from Werewolf Manor CatBagz GoFundMe Sand from Frankenstein's Asshole

DRUNKENESS / DRUNK CAT'S CAROUSEL OF DRUNK PRODUCTS

Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products

January 3, 2019 · 4 min · yes, i'll hold...

Drunk Cat Carousel of Products Junk Urinals Self-Published Music

YEAR END POST

2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse

December 31, 2018 · 4 min · may be a metaphor

Politics China End of the Year Ebay Disney Tariffs Crab-Eating Macaque Voting Obama Trump Boobies Merch Genuine Soil from Dracula's Castle Haunted Dolls

POLITICS

A Pretty Good Proposal

December 27, 2018 · 4 min · have you seen this one before?

Politics The Wall The US 2020 US Presidential Election The Revolutionary War Tea Party

GENERAL DISINTEREST

Merry Catmas to All

December 25, 2018 · 1 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

twelve days of catmas christmas poetry

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13

December 24, 2018 · 2 min · good lord!

Taylor Swift Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Satan

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12

December 23, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

Harry Potter Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Art Krampus

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11

December 22, 2018 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Stolen Goods Brick Phones Dexys Midnight Runners

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10

December 21, 2018 · 2 min · this one's got desperation, I know it

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas JNCO Jeans 90's Jorts Kangaroo Government

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9

December 20, 2018 · 2 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Bimbo Duplex Dollar Store

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8

December 19, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Vacuums Holiday Cheer

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7

December 18, 2018 · 1 min · why bother?

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas felanja planters

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6

December 17, 2018 · 1 min · longer than some of us have left

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Amazon Ebay Maxi-Matic 3-in-1 Multi-Function Motherfucking Breakfast Center

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5

December 16, 2018 · 3 min · who has that kind of time?

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Amazon Ebay Bitterness Bitcoin Precious Metals

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4

December 15, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Ebay Haunted Magic Voodoo

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3

December 14, 2018 · 1 min · this one's got desperation, I know it

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Ebay Potato Tornado

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2

December 13, 2018 · 2 min · this one's got bags, I know it

Ted Theodore Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Ebay Teeth

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1

December 12, 2018 · 2 min · good lord!

CatBagz.com Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Amazon Ebay Monkey's Paw

FELINE INQUISITION / POLITICS

Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America

December 10, 2018 · 2 min · why bother?

Inquisitiveness Sealand Fake News Google Reviews America George Washington Chief Sitting Bull George Soros

CAT JOBS

This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet

December 7, 2018 · 3 min · longer than some of us have left

Elon Musk Bumperstickers fustrations earth Brendan Fraser homo sapiens

LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY

Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2

May 27, 2018 · 4 min · outrageous!

Winning At Business Sunday Rerun-day Business Rules of Business

LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY

Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1

May 20, 2018 · 3 min · outrageous!

Winning At Business Sunday Rerun-day Business Office Workers

MUSIC

Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us

May 16, 2018 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

rachel platten maroon 5 sam hunt lorde music confusion

LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY

Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate

May 13, 2018 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

Sunday Rerun-day Dinner Shows Horse Theater Harry Potter

GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS

Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful

May 9, 2018 · 2 min · i've never even tasted bear milk

Aggressively Passive Passive Aggressive Unhelpful Guide

LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY

Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken

May 6, 2018 · 3 min · vaguely sexual

Cooking Chicken Sunday Rerun-day

SHOP TALK / TED AND THEODORE'S CAROUSEL OF PRODUCTS

Do You Want Any Of This Shit?

May 2, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual

ted theodore cross sales random crap shoptalk carousel of products

CAT JOBS

This F**king Place

April 27, 2018 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

Capitalism companies jobs books frustrations

BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You

April 24, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes

Bumperstickers bumper stickers buttons greeting cards zazzle.com bumperhuckster.com cross sales russian box trolls general consensus

CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS

Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch

April 28, 2017 · 1 min · good lord!

Scooter Scooter T. Feline Seminars Meet for Talking or Whatever Wall Street Journal Paris Hilton Winning At Business

MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time

April 21, 2017 · 1 min · who has that kind of time?

drunk cat google people liquor hitler aol search bing alta vista deep roy

FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE

How to Spot Fake News

April 19, 2017 · 2 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

Ted Theodore Lists Fake News Benjamin Franklin Gentlemen Establishments Lies

BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'

April 13, 2017 · 1 min · mostly bullet points

catbagz.com desperate times magazine desperation mobile app development

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags

December 23, 2016 · 2 min · who has that kind of time?

Donald Trump Cat Bags Antoine de Saint-Exupéry End of the Year Stock 2016

FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE

Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce

September 19, 2016 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust

Ted Theodore Cat Bags Taxes Capitalism Communism CatBagz.com H Dubbz E-Commerce Lizardmen Hoaxes

FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK

CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You

September 16, 2016 · 2 min · there's a lot to it

Ted Theodore Donald Trump Cat Bags Smokey Oliver Health Check Golden Haired Troglodyte 2016 US Presidential Election

MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / FELINE INQUISITION

Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee

July 29, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points

Doc McStuffins Medical Ethics Committee Gross Negligence Incompetence Broken-leg-atosis

FELINE INQUISITION / THE INTERNET

Four Signs That You Are On Vacation

June 13, 2016 · 5 min · disastrous!

Inquisitiveness Vacation King of the Hill Hotels Motel 6 Red Roof Inn Lists Beavis and Butthead Daria Autism Columbia House Hill People

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TELEVISION

Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"

June 10, 2016 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust

Spen' Dat Cash Gameshows

CAT JOBS / THE INTERNET

Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB

May 20, 2016 · 3 min · good lord!

Ted Theodore AirBNB Sex Dungeon Dog Wives Cults Cult Leaders Konstantin Rudnev Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Webster Massachusetts DO NOT GO IN THE GOD DAMN BASEMENT Andrew W.K.

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

A Brief History Of CatBagz

May 9, 2016 · 3 min · i've never even tasted bear milk

Cross Body Bag Max Photoshop History Patrick Henry Moses Napolean Bonaparte Questions Answers Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare Stephen Hawking Thomas Jefferson Falklands War American Revolution NSA Nazi Germany

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen

May 6, 2016 · 1 min · yep...

Cat Bags Give Aways

POLITICS / GIVEAWAYS

Democracy Comes At A Price

May 4, 2016 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

Donald Trump Give Aways Ted Cruz House Fires World War 3 Democracy Beating a Dead Metaphor

THE INTERNET / TECHNOLOGY

Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You

May 2, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor

Ted Theodore Give Aways Memes Kohls The Abyss YouTube Incarceration

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...

April 29, 2016 · 2 min · pick your battles

Cat Bags Honesty Management Give Aways YoYo Ma Rostropovich Kingsmen Blackened Tacos Champs Elysees

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana

April 27, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor

Cat Bags Oliver Fruit Sam Cabbage Banana Vegetables Things That Can Fit In Catbags

LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS

Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week

April 15, 2016 · 2 min · pick your battles

Donald Trump Drunk Cat Friday Rachel Platten Taylor Swift Boat Song Zika Virus Justin Bieber Republican National Committee

APATHY / OH WELL WEDNESDAY

Oh Well Wednesday

April 13, 2016 · 2 min · have you seen this one before?

Cat Bags Oh Well Wednesday Apathy Saul Is Slain China Wednesday

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag

April 11, 2016 · 2 min · pick your battles

Cat Bags Chain Bag Panama Papers How-To Guides Titanic Adonis Venus de Milo Yahweh Divine Guidance Taxes

FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE

Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers

April 6, 2016 · 2 min · jesus fucking christ

Panama Papers Prime Minister of Iceland Tax Evasion Vladimir Putin Jackie Chan Bobby Fischer Stanley Kubrick Peru Nazi Gold Olympics

UNCATEGORIZED

CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale

April 1, 2016 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine

March 30, 2016 · 1 min · yes, i'll hold...

Cat Bags Scooter Press OJ Simpson Internet - The Magazine

FELINE INQUISITION / INQUISITIVE CARL'S SCIENCE CORNER

Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence

March 28, 2016 · 2 min · this one's got desperation, I know it

Carlos Curiosos AlphaGo Google Artificial Intelligence Artificial Incredulence Cynicism Mechanical Turk Deep Blue IBM IBM Watson Garry Kasparov Chess Go Jeopardy Ken Jennings

GENERAL DISINTEREST / CAT INTERACTIONS

Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire

March 24, 2016 · 2 min · yes, i'll hold...

Press Couch On Fire Technology Fire Media Event Modern Technology Thin Metaphors For Modern Office Life

LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS

How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?

March 21, 2016 · 2 min · unpleasantness abound

Ted Theodore Donald Trump Science Bourbon Basil Hayden's Feline-Container Institute of Greater Northern Wisconsin March Sadness Pizza

FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK

We Did Some Science and Stuff

March 14, 2016 · 1 min · who has that kind of time?

Cat Bags Survey Science Research Internet of Things Hadoop Big Data MapReduce

CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!

March 11, 2016 · 2 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

Faces I'd Like To Boop (FILB) Friday Face Punch Friday Hipsters 50 Cent US Presidential Debates Joss Whedon Jos. A. Bank Bankruptcy

UNCATEGORIZED / FELINE INQUISITION

HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?

March 9, 2016 · 2 min · jesus fucking christ

Cabbage Human

FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK

So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?

March 7, 2016 · 3 min · why not, really?

Cat Bags Scooter Smokey Coin Bag Oliver Tote Bag Chain Bag Cross Body Bag Percy Sam Bentley Max Carl Oscar Wikipedia Pig in a Poke Promotions Unnecessary French

GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS

A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week

March 4, 2016 · 2 min · longer than some of us have left

Donald Trump Drunk Cat Genitalia Greece North Korea Nuclear War Syria Basil Hayden Rupert Murdoch Stevie Nicks Michigan Butthair Lead Poisoning Super Tuesday O.J. Simpson

FELINE INQUISITION / TELEVISION

Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics

March 3, 2016 · 1 min · who has that kind of time?

Full House Fuller House Hoarders TV Charlie Sheen Ashton Kutcher Beverly Hills Angela Lansbury Love Boat Mary Tyler Moore Show Degrassi Junior High Gone with the Wind Bolsheviks Josef Stalin

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag

March 2, 2016 · 1 min · unpleasantness abound

Cat Bags Crown Royal Oliver Skepticism Banana for Scale Fruit

MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

Look at This Dude's Nose

March 1, 2016 · 1 min · have you seen this one before?

Nose Persian Cyrano de Bergerac

SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET

Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee

February 28, 2016 · 1 min · outrageous!

Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee Moon Pies The Internet GeoCities Animated GIFs

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine

February 26, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret

Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Vogue Press

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!

February 24, 2016 · 2 min · many of which are spent crying

Donald Trump Cat Bags Ron Swanson Fabio Scooter Smokey

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse

February 24, 2016 · 1 min · yes, i'll hold...

Cat Bags Cholesterol Coupons Deals Chalupa Portmanteau Coin Bag

MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS

Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union

February 22, 2016 · 2 min · yep...

Britain European Union Brexit Secession

FELINE INQUISITION

Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid

February 19, 2016 · 1 min · there's a lot to it

Trash Cat Filth BMW Whateverwagon BPA Trash Cans

POLITICS

HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?

February 16, 2016 · 2 min · why not, really?

Eurozone Silvio Berlusconi Angela Merkel Sealand Wizards Economics

LAZINESS

Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition

February 14, 2016 · 1 min · this one's got bags, I know it

Laziness Ted Theodore Thursday Hammers Mike Rowe Bob Vila Gallagher

CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION

What Is Up With All This Junk?

February 12, 2016 · 1 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

Trash Pudding Smashmouth BMW Whateverwagon Trash Cans

CAT JOBS / TELEVISION

The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition

February 9, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points

Rutherford J. Catz Super Bowl Puppy Bowl Puns

LAZINESS / FELINE INQUISITION

Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion

February 8, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

George Orwell Fashion Flip-flops Sandals Socks

TELEVISION

What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore

February 3, 2016 · 2 min · longer than some of us have left

Orson Welles George Orwell pooping unicorns streaming media buying gold Several Dudes Yelling

MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS

Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump

February 1, 2016 · 1 min · outrageous!

Donald Trump Politics Gene Simmons Twins Nick Jonas Kate Hudson Grease Oklahoma Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor

CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

Department of Catland Security

January 31, 2016 · 1 min · there's a lot to it

Department of Catland Security Airports Airport Security TSA

AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / CAT INTERACTIONS

Hey, Whatcha Doin'?

January 30, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

Author Introduction Your Stuff Inquisitiveness

UNCATEGORIZED / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

Bellyrubs

January 29, 2016 · 2 min · appalling!

Bellyrubs Interactions Abe Vigoda Daniel Day Lewis Getting My Bitey On Interruptions

LAZINESS

Lazy Thursday Post

January 28, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor

Laziness Ted Theodore

PETRIFYING HORROR

The Birds

January 26, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual

Birds Jerry Falwell

AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / GENERAL DISINTEREST

Ugh... Why?

January 25, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points

Author Introduction Disinterest In You And Most Other Things Stretching

AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / PETRIFYING HORROR

Scooter Here

January 24, 2016 · 1 min · this one's got bags, I know it

Author Introduction Fear Winter Storm Jonas allegory