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The Ted & Theodore Column
This week, Ted writes an essay about loyalty. Theodore writes a rebuttal. Both are technically correct, but one of them is on the counter.
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
Time For Some Pumpkin Spice Depression Merry End of Year Theodore. Are you festived out yet? Yes Ted. A million times yes and if one more phone app sends me a cute year end wrap up…
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TED
good boy
THEODORE
menace