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This week in cats & bags
curated by a human who hasn't slept
FINANCIAL ADVICE
Stop Complaining About Inflation and Just Start a Pyramid Scheme Already
CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS
My Dinner with Homechef
WRITING / SHORT-FORM ROMANTASY
Our Short-Form Romantasy is Taking Off (Its Clothing in Public)
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Will You Rate Your Fucking Transaction Already?
SHOP TALK / OFFERS & SALES
I Will Sell You Feet Pics for Beer Money
Zines / For You, About You, By Us
INTRODUCING: The Cat Bag Zine is Real!
The Ted & Theodore Column
This week, Ted writes an essay about loyalty. Theodore writes a rebuttal. Both are technically correct, but one of them is on the counter.
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
Spotify called Ted an astronaut, Reddit diagnosed Theodore with Infinite Dreams, and Bank of America sent the money to the farm. Pumpkin spice depression.
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TED
good boy
THEODORE
menace