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The Ted & Theodore Column
This week, Ted writes an essay about loyalty. Theodore writes a rebuttal. Both are technically correct, but one of them is on the counter.
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
Spotify called Ted an astronaut, Reddit diagnosed Theodore with Infinite Dreams, and Bank of America sent the money to the farm. Pumpkin spice depression.
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TED
good boy
THEODORE
menace