Ted and Theodore

FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE

Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups

December 30, 2022 · 4 min · contains intense regret

TECHNOLOGY

Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz

November 17, 2021 · 2 min · vaguely sexual

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CAT INTERACTIONS / POLITICS

Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders

January 9, 2021 · 3 min · pick your battles

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2

December 13, 2018 · 2 min · longer than some of us have left

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SHOP TALK / TED AND THEODORE'S CAROUSEL OF PRODUCTS

Do You Want Any Of This Shit?

May 2, 2018 · 2 min · remember when we had bags?

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FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE

How to Spot Fake News

April 19, 2017 · 2 min · mostly bullet points

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FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE

Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce

September 19, 2016 · 2 min · pick your battles

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CAT JOBS / THE INTERNET

Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB

May 20, 2016 · 3 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

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THE INTERNET / TECHNOLOGY

Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You

May 2, 2016 · 1 min · yes, i'll hold...

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FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE

Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers

April 6, 2016 · 2 min · who has that kind of time?

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GENERAL DISINTEREST / CAT INTERACTIONS

Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire

March 24, 2016 · 2 min · yep...

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LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS

How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?

March 21, 2016 · 2 min · why not, really?

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FELINE INQUISITION / TELEVISION

Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics

March 3, 2016 · 1 min · who has that kind of time?

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