🐈
CatBagz Crisis Line
228-2249
Push seven buttons, any seven, and this magnificent beige bastard will connect you to a cat with zero customer service training and less interest.
This call may be recorded for training purposes. Training WHAT? There's no tape in the machine. There was never tape in the machine.
You can reach the editorial desk at catbagz@catbagz.com.
Things we like to hear about:
- A weird bag you saw at a thrift store
- A cat that has done something deeply unprofessional
- A typo you found (we will fix it; we will not credit you)
- A movie or TV show with a cat in it that we should rank
Things we will probably not respond to:
- "We'd love to discuss a partnership opportunity"
- Press releases for new pet-tech startups
- Anyone asking if they can write a "guest post" about CBD or crypto
- Lawsuits (please use the address on file)
If it's urgent, it isn't.
— Scooter