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CatBagz Crisis Line
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The official CatBagz landline, installed in 1987 by a guy named Rusty who we still owe sixty bucks. Dial seven digits and pray.
Cortelco is presumably somebody's trademark. Our lawyers (cats) have advised us this constitutes an homage.
You can reach the editorial desk at catbagz@catbagz.com.
Things we like to hear about:
- A weird bag you saw at a thrift store
- A cat that has done something deeply unprofessional
- A typo you found (we will fix it; we will not credit you)
- A movie or TV show with a cat in it that we should rank
Things we will probably not respond to:
- "We'd love to discuss a partnership opportunity"
- Press releases for new pet-tech startups
- Anyone asking if they can write a "guest post" about CBD or crypto
- Lawsuits (please use the address on file)
If it's urgent, it isn't.
— Scooter