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10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On

December 26, 2022 · 4 min · may be a metaphor

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SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET

CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand

December 18, 2022 · 3 min · may be a metaphor

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy

December 12, 2022 · 7 min · longer than some of us have left

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SHOP TALK / STICKERS, BUMPER OR OTHERWISE

3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life

January 14, 2022 · 3 min · i've never even tasted bear milk

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late

January 8, 2021 · 4 min · mostly bullet points

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SHOP TALK / YEAR END POST

Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly

December 30, 2020 · 6 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13

December 24, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

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Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12

December 23, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points

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Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11

December 22, 2018 · 2 min · contains intense regret

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Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10

December 21, 2018 · 2 min · many of which are spent crying

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Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9

December 20, 2018 · 2 min · can you even... can you even believe it?

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8

December 19, 2018 · 2 min · contains intense regret

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Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7

December 18, 2018 · 1 min · why bother?

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6

December 17, 2018 · 1 min · this one's got desperation, I know it

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5

December 16, 2018 · 3 min · longer than some of us have left

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4

December 15, 2018 · 2 min · why not, really?

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Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3

December 14, 2018 · 1 min · this one's got bags, I know it

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Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2

December 13, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1

December 12, 2018 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

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SHOP TALK / TED AND THEODORE'S CAROUSEL OF PRODUCTS

Do You Want Any Of This Shit?

May 2, 2018 · 2 min · pick your battles

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags

December 23, 2016 · 2 min · this one's got bags, I know it

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

A Brief History Of CatBagz

May 9, 2016 · 3 min · yes, i'll hold...

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen

May 6, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...

April 29, 2016 · 2 min · this one's got bags, I know it

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana

April 27, 2016 · 2 min · there's a lot to it

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag

April 11, 2016 · 2 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

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UNCATEGORIZED

CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale

April 1, 2016 · 1 min · remember when we had bags?

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine

March 30, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag

March 2, 2016 · 1 min · there's a lot to it

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SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET

Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee

February 28, 2016 · 1 min · why not, really?

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine

February 26, 2016 · 1 min · pick your battles

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!

February 24, 2016 · 2 min · have you seen this one before?

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse

February 24, 2016 · 1 min · don't just sleep in the dust

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