EST. 2014 · STILL HERE SOMEHOW VOL. XII · ISSUE 47 — "THE ONE ABOUT THE TARIFFS" FREE (BUT THE BAGS AREN'T)

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In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments
CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION
In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments
July 25, 2023 · 3 min · don't just sleep in the dust
NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean
PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK
NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean
June 22, 2023 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
December 30, 2022 · 4 min · why not, really?
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
SHOP TALK / DEALS
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
December 26, 2022 · 5 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand
SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET
CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand
December 18, 2022 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy
December 12, 2022 · 7 min · yep...
Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills
POLITICS / APATHY
Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills
November 24, 2022 · 4 min · vaguely sexual
3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life
SHOP TALK / STICKERS, BUMPER OR OTHERWISE
3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life
January 14, 2022 · 3 min · vaguely sexual
More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran
MUSIC
More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran
January 10, 2022 · 3 min · vaguely sexual
Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring
FRUSTRATION
Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring
January 2, 2022 · 3 min · longer than some of us have left
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
THE INTERNET
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
December 23, 2021 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
Your Year in CatBagz
YEAR END POST
Your Year in CatBagz
December 17, 2021 · 3 min · remember when we had bags?
Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon
PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK
Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon
November 26, 2021 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up
What Fucking Year Is It?
FRUSTRATION
What Fucking Year Is It?
November 24, 2021 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz
TECHNOLOGY
Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz
November 17, 2021 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service
APATHY
Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service
July 20, 2021 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up
Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money
POLITICS / WRITING
Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money
January 12, 2021 · 3 min · yep...
Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders
CAT INTERACTIONS / POLITICS
Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders
January 9, 2021 · 3 min · pick your battles
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
January 8, 2021 · 4 min · longer than some of us have left
Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget
GENERAL DISINTEREST / APATHY
Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget
January 4, 2021 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly
SHOP TALK / YEAR END POST
Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly
December 30, 2020 · 6 min · remember when we had bags?
Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure
THE INTERNET / YOUTUBE
Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure
May 8, 2020 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Is This Thing Still On?
APATHY / BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Is This Thing Still On?
March 23, 2020 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?
January 15, 2019 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Topical Harry Potter Fiction
WRITING
Topical Harry Potter Fiction
January 10, 2019 · 2 min · why not, really?
Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10
LAZINESS / SHOP TALK
Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10
January 7, 2019 · 3 min · i've never even tasted bear milk
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
DRUNKENESS / DRUNK CAT'S CAROUSEL OF DRUNK PRODUCTS
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
January 3, 2019 · 4 min · may be a metaphor
2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse
YEAR END POST
2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse
December 31, 2018 · 4 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up
A Pretty Good Proposal
POLITICS
A Pretty Good Proposal
December 27, 2018 · 4 min · yep...
Merry Catmas to All
GENERAL DISINTEREST
Merry Catmas to All
December 25, 2018 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13
December 24, 2018 · 2 min · pick your battles
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12
December 23, 2018 · 2 min · many of which are spent crying
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11
December 22, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10
December 21, 2018 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9
December 20, 2018 · 2 min · i've never even tasted bear milk
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8
December 19, 2018 · 2 min · many of which are spent crying
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7
December 18, 2018 · 2 min · yep...
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6
December 17, 2018 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5
December 16, 2018 · 3 min · remember when we had bags?
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4
December 15, 2018 · 2 min · many of which are spent crying
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3
December 14, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2
December 13, 2018 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1
December 12, 2018 · 2 min · unpleasantness abound
Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America
FELINE INQUISITION / POLITICS
Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America
December 10, 2018 · 2 min · unpleasantness abound
This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet
CAT JOBS
This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet
December 7, 2018 · 3 min · unpleasantness abound
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2
May 27, 2018 · 4 min · i've never even tasted bear milk
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1
May 20, 2018 · 3 min · why not, really?
Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us
MUSIC
Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us
May 16, 2018 · 2 min · i've never even tasted bear milk
Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate
May 13, 2018 · 2 min · unpleasantness abound
Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful
May 9, 2018 · 2 min · why not, really?
Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken
May 6, 2018 · 3 min · unpleasantness abound
Do You Want Any Of This Shit?
SHOP TALK / TED AND THEODORE'S CAROUSEL OF PRODUCTS
Do You Want Any Of This Shit?
May 2, 2018 · 2 min · unpleasantness abound
This F**king Place
CAT JOBS
This F**king Place
April 27, 2018 · 3 min · longer than some of us have left
Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You
April 24, 2018 · 2 min · i've never even tasted bear milk
Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch
CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS
Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch
April 28, 2017 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
April 21, 2017 · 1 min · unpleasantness abound
How to Spot Fake News
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
How to Spot Fake News
April 19, 2017 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'
April 13, 2017 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags
December 23, 2016 · 2 min · longer than some of us have left
Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce
September 19, 2016 · 2 min · remember when we had bags?
CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You
September 16, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / FELINE INQUISITION
Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee
July 29, 2016 · 2 min · longer than some of us have left
Four Signs That You Are On Vacation
FELINE INQUISITION / THE INTERNET
Four Signs That You Are On Vacation
June 13, 2016 · 5 min · longer than some of us have left
Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"
TELEVISION
Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"
June 10, 2016 · 2 min · many of which are spent crying
Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB
CAT JOBS / THE INTERNET
Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB
May 20, 2016 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
A Brief History Of CatBagz
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
A Brief History Of CatBagz
May 9, 2016 · 3 min · why not, really?
The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen
May 6, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
Democracy Comes At A Price
POLITICS / GIVEAWAYS
Democracy Comes At A Price
May 4, 2016 · 2 min · pick your battles
Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You
THE INTERNET / TECHNOLOGY
Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You
May 2, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...
April 29, 2016 · 2 min · remember when we had bags?
Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana
April 27, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
April 15, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Oh Well Wednesday
APATHY / OH WELL WEDNESDAY
Oh Well Wednesday
April 13, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag
April 11, 2016 · 2 min · unpleasantness abound
Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers
April 6, 2016 · 2 min · pick your battles
CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale
UNCATEGORIZED
CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale
April 1, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine
March 30, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence
FELINE INQUISITION / INQUISITIVE CARL'S SCIENCE CORNER
Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence
March 28, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire
GENERAL DISINTEREST / CAT INTERACTIONS
Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire
March 24, 2016 · 2 min · many of which are spent crying
How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?
March 21, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
We Did Some Science and Stuff
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
We Did Some Science and Stuff
March 14, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!
CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!
March 11, 2016 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust
HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?
UNCATEGORIZED / FELINE INQUISITION
HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?
March 9, 2016 · 2 min · why not, really?
So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?
March 7, 2016 · 3 min · longer than some of us have left
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
March 4, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics
FELINE INQUISITION / TELEVISION
Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics
March 3, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag
March 2, 2016 · 1 min · remember when we had bags?
Look at This Dude's Nose
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Look at This Dude's Nose
March 1, 2016 · 1 min · pick your battles
Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee
SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET
Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee
February 28, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine
February 26, 2016 · 1 min · why not, really?
THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!
February 24, 2016 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up
I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse
February 24, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS
Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union
February 22, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid
FELINE INQUISITION
Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid
February 19, 2016 · 1 min · longer than some of us have left
HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?
POLITICS
HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?
February 16, 2016 · 2 min · i've never even tasted bear milk
Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition
LAZINESS
Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition
February 14, 2016 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
What Is Up With All This Junk?
CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION
What Is Up With All This Junk?
February 12, 2016 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition
CAT JOBS / TELEVISION
The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition
February 9, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion
LAZINESS / FELINE INQUISITION
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion
February 8, 2016 · 1 min · i've never even tasted bear milk
What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore
TELEVISION
What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore
February 3, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS
Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump
February 1, 2016 · 1 min · don't just sleep in the dust
Department of Catland Security
CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Department of Catland Security
January 31, 2016 · 1 min · remember when we had bags?
Hey, Whatcha Doin'?
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / CAT INTERACTIONS
Hey, Whatcha Doin'?
January 30, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
Bellyrubs
UNCATEGORIZED / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Bellyrubs
January 29, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Lazy Thursday Post
LAZINESS
Lazy Thursday Post
January 28, 2016 · 1 min · many of which are spent crying
The Birds
PETRIFYING HORROR
The Birds
January 26, 2016 · 1 min · longer than some of us have left
Ugh... Why?
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / GENERAL DISINTEREST
Ugh... Why?
January 25, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Scooter Here
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / PETRIFYING HORROR
Scooter Here
January 24, 2016 · 1 min · remember when we had bags?