FIELD REPORT
Palantir CEO Alex Karp has Pictures of Your Dick
May 23, 2026 · 5 min · this one's got desperation, I know it
SHOP TALK / DEALS
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
December 26, 2022 · 4 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
January 8, 2021 · 4 min · remember when we had bags?
DRUNKENESS / DRUNK CAT'S CAROUSEL OF DRUNK PRODUCTS
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
January 3, 2019 · 4 min · yep...
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
April 21, 2017 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
April 15, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
March 4, 2016 · 2 min · why bother?