Donald Trump

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags

December 23, 2016 · 2 min · outrageous!

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FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK

CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You

September 16, 2016 · 2 min · why bother?

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POLITICS / GIVEAWAYS

Democracy Comes At A Price

May 4, 2016 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

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LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS

Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week

April 15, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points

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LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS

How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?

March 21, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes

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GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS

A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week

March 4, 2016 · 2 min · this one's got desperation, I know it

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!

February 24, 2016 · 2 min · this one's got desperation, I know it

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MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS

Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump

February 1, 2016 · 1 min · many of which are spent crying

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