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BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

Will You Rate Your Fucking Transaction Already?

July 17, 2026 · 4 min · jesus fucking christ

MUSIC

More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran

January 10, 2022 · 3 min · why bother?

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THE INTERNET

Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?

December 23, 2021 · 3 min · contains intense regret

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TECHNOLOGY

Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz

November 17, 2021 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust

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THE INTERNET / YOUTUBE

Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure

May 8, 2020 · 2 min · there's a lot to it

YouTube For The Children Big Block Singsong

MUSIC

Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us

May 16, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

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$Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"$

TELEVISION

Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"

June 10, 2016 · 2 min · why not, really?

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THE INTERNET / TECHNOLOGY

Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You

May 2, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points

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TELEVISION

What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore

February 3, 2016 · 2 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

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