Cat Interactions

Documented encounters between cats and the people they tolerate. Field notes from the front lines of interspecies diplomacy.

CAT INTERACTIONS / TRANSPORTATION EMERGENCY

Uber Please, for the Love of God, Shut Your Drivers the Fuck Up

August 15, 2026 · 7 min · mostly bullet points

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FINANCIAL ADVICE

Stop Complaining About Inflation and Just Start a Pyramid Scheme Already

August 9, 2026 · 2 min · this one's got bags, I know it

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CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION

In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments

July 25, 2023 · 3 min · yes, i'll hold...

Artificial Intelligence Artificial Incredulence Taylor Swift Music ChatGPT ChatBots Karma

CAT INTERACTIONS / POLITICS

Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders

January 9, 2021 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes

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CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS

Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch

April 28, 2017 · 1 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

Scooter Scooter T. Feline Seminars Meet for Talking or Whatever Wall Street Journal Paris Hilton Winning At Business

CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!

March 11, 2016 · 2 min · longer than some of us have left

Faces I'd Like To Boop (FILB) Friday Face Punch Friday Hipsters 50 Cent US Presidential Debates Joss Whedon Jos. A. Bank Bankruptcy

CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION

What Is Up With All This Junk?

February 12, 2016 · 1 min · why not, really?

Trash Pudding Smashmouth BMW Whateverwagon Trash Cans

CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

Department of Catland Security

January 31, 2016 · 1 min · appalling!

Department of Catland Security Airports Airport Security TSA