Cat Interactions

Documented encounters between cats and the people they tolerate. Field notes from the front lines of interspecies diplomacy.

CAT INTERACTIONS / TRANSPORTATION EMERGENCY

Uber Please, for the Love of God, Shut Your Drivers the Fuck Up

August 15, 2026 · 7 min · why not, really?

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FINANCIAL ADVICE

Stop Complaining About Inflation and Just Start a Pyramid Scheme Already

August 9, 2026 · 2 min · why not, really?

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CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION

In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments

July 25, 2023 · 3 min · disastrous!

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CAT INTERACTIONS / POLITICS

Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders

January 9, 2021 · 3 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

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CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS

Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch

April 28, 2017 · 1 min · there's a lot to it

Scooter Scooter T. Feline Seminars Meet for Talking or Whatever Wall Street Journal Paris Hilton Winning At Business

CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!

March 11, 2016 · 2 min · why not, really?

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CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION

What Is Up With All This Junk?

February 12, 2016 · 1 min · longer than some of us have left

Trash Pudding Smashmouth BMW Whateverwagon Trash Cans

CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

Department of Catland Security

January 31, 2016 · 1 min · don't just sleep in the dust

Department of Catland Security Airports Airport Security TSA