CatBagz

Zines / For You, About You, By Us

INTRODUCING: The Cat Bag Zine is Real!

June 3, 2026 · 3 min · can you even... can you even believe it?

THINK PIECE / YEAR IN REVIEW

What the Fuck Wednesday — Welcome Back

May 18, 2026 · 13 min · aggressive use of dashes

Announcements The Year 2020 The Year 2021 The Year 2022 2023 2024 2024 US Presidential Election 2025 2026 What Fucking Year Is It

CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION

In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments

July 25, 2023 · 3 min · vaguely sexual

Artificial Intelligence Artificial Incredulence Taylor Swift Music ChatGPT ChatBots Karma

PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK

NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean

June 22, 2023 · 2 min · outrageous!

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SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET

CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand

December 18, 2022 · 3 min · longer than some of us have left

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy

December 12, 2022 · 7 min · why not, really?

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POLITICS / APATHY

Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills

November 24, 2022 · 3 min · have you seen this one before?

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SHOP TALK / STICKERS, BUMPER OR OTHERWISE

3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life

January 14, 2022 · 3 min · vaguely sexual

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MUSIC

More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran

January 10, 2022 · 3 min · many of which are spent crying

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FRUSTRATION

Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring

January 2, 2022 · 3 min · this one's got bags, I know it

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THE INTERNET

Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?

December 23, 2021 · 3 min · vaguely sexual

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YEAR END POST

Your Year in CatBagz

December 17, 2021 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

End of the Year NFT Recap The Year 2021 Specious Metrics

PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK

Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon

November 26, 2021 · 2 min · this one's got desperation, I know it

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FRUSTRATION

What Fucking Year Is It?

November 24, 2021 · 2 min · there's a lot to it

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APATHY

Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service

July 20, 2021 · 2 min · outrageous!

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GENERAL DISINTEREST / APATHY

Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget

January 4, 2021 · 1 min · contains intense regret

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SHOP TALK / YEAR END POST

Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly

December 30, 2020 · 6 min · mostly bullet points

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THE INTERNET / YOUTUBE

Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure

May 8, 2020 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes

YouTube For The Children Big Block Singsong

APATHY / BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

Is This Thing Still On?

March 23, 2020 · 1 min · unpleasantness abound

catbagz.com hosting the year 2020 accidents money

WRITING

Topical Harry Potter Fiction

January 10, 2019 · 2 min · may be a metaphor

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LAZINESS / SHOP TALK

Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10

January 7, 2019 · 3 min · can you even... can you even believe it?

Dracula Soil from Dracula's Castle Mud from Werewolf Manor CatBagz GoFundMe Sand from Frankenstein's Asshole

YEAR END POST

2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse

December 31, 2018 · 4 min · jesus fucking christ

Politics China End of the Year Ebay Disney Tariffs Crab-Eating Macaque Voting Obama Trump Boobies Merch Genuine Soil from Dracula's Castle Haunted Dolls

POLITICS

A Pretty Good Proposal

December 27, 2018 · 4 min · contains intense regret

Politics The Wall The US 2020 US Presidential Election The Revolutionary War Tea Party

GENERAL DISINTEREST

Merry Catmas to All

December 25, 2018 · 1 min · jesus fucking christ

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13

December 24, 2018 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust

Taylor Swift Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Satan

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12

December 23, 2018 · 2 min · yes, i'll hold...

Harry Potter Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Art Krampus

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11

December 22, 2018 · 2 min · longer than some of us have left

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Stolen Goods Brick Phones Dexys Midnight Runners

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10

December 21, 2018 · 2 min · yep...

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas JNCO Jeans 90's Jorts Kangaroo Government

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9

December 20, 2018 · 2 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Bimbo Duplex Dollar Store

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8

December 19, 2018 · 2 min · longer than some of us have left

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Vacuums Holiday Cheer

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7

December 18, 2018 · 1 min · jesus fucking christ

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas felanja planters

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6

December 17, 2018 · 1 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Amazon Ebay Maxi-Matic 3-in-1 Multi-Function Motherfucking Breakfast Center

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5

December 16, 2018 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Amazon Ebay Bitterness Bitcoin Precious Metals

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4

December 15, 2018 · 2 min · pick your battles

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Ebay Haunted Magic Voodoo

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3

December 14, 2018 · 1 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Ebay Potato Tornado

SHOP TALK / DEALS

Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1

December 12, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes

CatBagz.com Twelve Days of Catmas Christmas Amazon Ebay Monkey's Paw

LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY

Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2

May 27, 2018 · 4 min · this one's got bags, I know it

Winning At Business Sunday Rerun-day Business Rules of Business

LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY

Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1

May 20, 2018 · 3 min · yes, i'll hold...

Winning At Business Sunday Rerun-day Business Office Workers

MUSIC

Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us

May 16, 2018 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust

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LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY

Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate

May 13, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual

Sunday Rerun-day Dinner Shows Horse Theater Harry Potter

GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS

Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful

May 9, 2018 · 2 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

Aggressively Passive Passive Aggressive Unhelpful Guide

LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY

Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken

May 6, 2018 · 3 min · this one's got entertainment, I know it

Cooking Chicken Sunday Rerun-day

CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS

Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch

April 28, 2017 · 1 min · why bother?

Scooter Scooter T. Feline Seminars Meet for Talking or Whatever Wall Street Journal Paris Hilton Winning At Business

BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'

April 13, 2017 · 1 min · pick your battles

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SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags

December 23, 2016 · 2 min · we're serious! fuckin' google it!

Donald Trump Cat Bags Antoine de Saint-Exupéry End of the Year Stock 2016

FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK

CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You

September 16, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual

Ted Theodore Donald Trump Cat Bags Smokey Oliver Health Check Golden Haired Troglodyte 2016 US Presidential Election

MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / FELINE INQUISITION

Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee

July 29, 2016 · 2 min · yes, i'll hold...

Doc McStuffins Medical Ethics Committee Gross Negligence Incompetence Broken-leg-atosis

$Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"$

TELEVISION

Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"

June 10, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points

Spen' Dat Cash Gameshows

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

A Brief History Of CatBagz

May 9, 2016 · 3 min · i've never even tasted bear milk

Cross Body Bag Max Photoshop History Patrick Henry Moses Napolean Bonaparte Questions Answers Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare Stephen Hawking Thomas Jefferson Falklands War American Revolution NSA Nazi Germany