Haunted Hats and Magic Spells
What I’ve learned in the past couple weeks is that Ebay is like a better version of Amazon. Sure, you might get duped into buying a picture of the thing you thought you were buying, but nowhere on Amazon are you going to find what we’re about to showcase here on the FOURTH DAY of CATMAS.
Buckle up cause you are not going to be as disappointed as I was after reading about Santeria Harry Potter offering remote wizard talents for $35 bucks a pop.
TWELVE DAYS OF CATMAS – PRESENTED BY CATBAGZ.COM
Lets break this down:
The condition is listed as: POLTERGEIST ACTIVITIES~This doll us known to move and hide objects.
The description includes this sentence: I brought it to a medium friend of mine she started there is definitely some kind of spirit following the bonnet.
You’re gonna need a larger friend.
This product threw us for a loop. We believe this is the first e-service we’ve seen for sale on Ebay. If your transaction with “padrinoacosta” succeeds, you will not receive anything in the mail. I guess you might stop fighting with your spouse. In the extended description, you can find this statement: “I will not ship anything to you unless you request the penedant or stone. If you do, you will need to add $2.50 for shipping”
So you’re telling me that this guy has sold tangibly nothing to 258 fucking people and I can’t sell a cat bag to save my life.
I’m gonna tell you, dear reader, that this Christmas season is kind of bumming me out.