Twelve Days of Catmas – Day 5

Nortel T7316E T7316 Professional Business Office Phone LOT 10 Telephones Headset

Ebay’s Offer: 10 Phones. $22.83 Bid ($2 bucks per phone)

Amazon’s Offer: 1 Phone. $64.

I mean, do you need one really expensive phone to equip your office or do you need a phone for everyone? If you’re buying your expensive-ass land-line phones from Amazon – are you Jeff Bezos and/or the only one making any phone calls from your office?

Amazon Fire TV Stick Firestick with Alexa Voice Remote Streaming 2nd Gen – NEW!

Ebay is offering Amazon Fire sticks for $32.97.

Amazon, the manufacturer for these things, sells them for $39.99.

Can you believe this mess? Are Ebay sellers installing Cryptocurrency miners on them before selling them or are they stealing them from Amazon trucks? How does this even work?

PAMP Suisse 1 Gram .9999 Gold Bar Fortuna Sealed With Assay Certificate SKU26583

We’re going to be upfront here and admit we know nothing about trading precious metals. We think the argument about the gold standard is dumb. The value of gold isn’t any more inherent than the dietary value of cash money or your debit card. Trouble Andrew wants to know if it’ll fuck you and we sincerely doubt it. Whatever; Amazon is trying to rip you right off while you stand in the corner of your open floor office shouting about fiat currency and how well bitcoin is going to do if it’d only stop not doing well.

Ebay is hocking a gram of pure Suisse-Miss here for $53.10 and Amazon is gonna charge you $74.95. Best we can tell it is the same fucking shit. Maybe Jeff Bezos birthed this junk from his own personal trunk.

Maybe none of this is real and we’ve been fooled into a simulation of investment lies. Here’s hoping because otherwise we’re all missing out on the chance to buy gold from Ebay and sell it on Amazon and make 30% profit and I have a severe fear of missing out on raking in filthy lucre.