Return of the Maxi-Matic 3-in-1 Multi-Function Motherfucking Breakfast Center
OH MY MY, OH HELL YES,
HONEY LETS MAKE A GIANT FUCKING MESS!
We’re not going to discuss the last time we featured this magnificent machine (we feel like we’ve beaten up Amazon enough) but realize we love the idea of this thing and the concept has only become better with age.
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Listen people. There are few chances in life that you can get things right and THIS IS ONE OF THEM. For about $40 USD you are looking at a machine that combines the danger and excitement of multiple heating elements with the groggy clumsiness of the early morning.
Can this thing make coffee? Yes.
Can this thing make toast? Yes.
Can this thing like eggs and other stuff usually cooked using hot flat surfaces? I think that is what that black thing on top does. Sure.
Are there additional functions beyond those things? I don’t think so. Maybe?
Can I use this at other times of the day? This is the Maxi-Matic 3-in-1 Multi-Function MOTHERFUCKING BREAKFAST Center. Not the Lackadaisical Lunch Buffet or the Determined Dinner Wizard. It makes breakfast like pancakes and eggs and FUCKING TOAST AND COFFEE. GO BUY A FUCKING FULL-SIZED SINGLE-FUNCTION OVEN YOU SWINE.