July 29, 2021
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day Three - You had me at 'Potato Tornado'

Twelve Days of Catmas – Day 3

You Had Me At ‘Potato Tornado’

Are you telling me that your product can take a normal potato (we like to call it the ‘brownest food’ because we’re never quite sure if it is good for us or if we’re supposed to feel bad when we eat it) and magic it into a work of art using just some wily kitchen gadgets?

Prove it to the tune of just under five American dollars.




CatBagz.com Presents - Twelve Days of Catmas - Day Three - This thing promises to make potato tornados for this darling but scary family. FDEF Potato Spiral Cutter Fry Chips Potato Tower Tornado Slicer Kitchen Tool Gad


If you purchase one thing this holiday season, it should be something that takes a stubby, fleshy, brown thing and turns it into a long, fried, meaty thing. With sharp edges.

CatBagz.com Presents - Twelve Days of Catmas - Day Three - You think squeezing potatoes makes mashed potatoes? Your dinners must be interesting. Puck Potato Ricer Masher Stainless Steel Fruit Juicer Vegetable Press Chopper US

The photograph for this product looks like it promises to squeeze a potato into mashed potatoes. I’m not saying we haven’t made some bold claims in our past, but if you think that is all it takes to make mashed potatoes I want to see what your dinners look like.

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