Scooter

CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS

My Dinner with Homechef

July 31, 2026 · 3 min · there's a lot to it

homechef mail-order meals oh my god what the fuck cooking

WRITING / SHORT-FORM ROMANTASY

Our Short-Form Romantasy is Taking Off (Its Clothing in Public)

July 20, 2026 · 5 min · disastrous!

romantasy writing short-form fiction public indecency chardonnay

CAT JOBS

This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet

December 7, 2018 · 3 min · yes, i'll hold...

Elon Musk Bumperstickers fustrations earth Brendan Fraser homo sapiens

CAT JOBS

This F**king Place

April 27, 2018 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes

Capitalism companies jobs books frustrations

BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You

April 24, 2018 · 2 min · don't just sleep in the dust

Bumperstickers bumper stickers buttons greeting cards zazzle.com bumperhuckster.com cross sales russian box trolls general consensus

SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS

CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine

March 30, 2016 · 1 min · don't just sleep in the dust

Cat Bags Scooter Press OJ Simpson Internet - The Magazine

UNCATEGORIZED / FELINE INQUISITION

HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?

March 9, 2016 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?

Cabbage Human

POLITICS

HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?

February 16, 2016 · 2 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

Eurozone Silvio Berlusconi Angela Merkel Sealand Wizards Economics

PETRIFYING HORROR

The Birds

January 26, 2016 · 1 min · outrageous!

Birds Jerry Falwell

AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / PETRIFYING HORROR

Scooter Here

January 24, 2016 · 1 min · this one's got bags, I know it

Author Introduction Fear Winter Storm Jonas allegory