Drunk Cat

BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL

Will You Rate Your Fucking Transaction Already?

July 17, 2026 · 4 min · aggressive use of dashes

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FIELD REPORT

Palantir CEO Alex Karp has Pictures of Your Dick

May 23, 2026 · 5 min · there's a lot to it

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On

December 26, 2022 · 4 min · don't just sleep in the dust

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SHOP TALK / DEALS

Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late

January 8, 2021 · 4 min · jesus fucking christ

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DRUNKENESS / DRUNK CAT'S CAROUSEL OF DRUNK PRODUCTS

Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products

January 3, 2019 · 4 min · is your mother on the phone? hang up

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MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS

You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time

April 21, 2017 · 1 min · disastrous!

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LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS

Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week

April 15, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret

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GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS

A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week

March 4, 2016 · 2 min · disastrous!

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