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There Are No Virgins, You're Fucked the Day You Are Born
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There Are No Virgins, You're Fucked the Day You Are Born

Born into chaos. Dead by Monday. Dark fucking poetry. No virgins here.

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Some people seem really wrapped up in orgasm status. We're here to let you know that it doesn't matter. Technically, everyone is fucked.

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