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There Are No Virgins, You're Fucked the Day You Are Born
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There Are No Virgins, You're Fucked the Day You Are Born

Born into chaos. Dead by Monday. Dark fucking poetry. No virgins here.

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A theological observation that cuts right to it. Stick it somewhere people will think about for a while.

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