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My Body is a Trash Can Sticker
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My Body is a Trash Can Sticker

My Body Is A Trash Can sticker. Nutritional philosophy documented in sticker shit.

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We contend that eating an entire Papa John's pizza is a challenge equivalent to running a 5k. It is just as painful and the benefits are about as long lasting.