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Wednesday · May 20, 2026
Murdered in the Ocean Magnet
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Murdered in the Ocean Magnet

Murdered in the Ocean magnet. Claustrophobic, wet, suffocating. Just like your goddamn feelings.

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Ships from RedBubble. We get a small cut. It buys cat food (for us, not the cats).

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Are you feeling a sudden overwhelming claustrophobic urge? Are you cancelling all plans to be near water for the short term? Weird, that.