Look, we really didn't want to resort to monetizing Drunk Cat's weird weekend activities, but the electric bill is a month past due and the guy from the property management office keeps leaving incredibly threatening voicemails about the dumpster.
So here is "Let Me Show You My Butthole" in all its unhinged glory. It features a hairless sphynx cat stuffed into pink lingerie, wearing gold jewelry, and aggressively making eye contact while sucking down a cocktail.
Buy this on a laptop sticker so people at the coffee shop know to leave you the fuck alone. Buy the magnet for your shift supervisor's filing cabinet. We literally do not care where you put it, as long as your credit card clears so Scooter can stop hyperventilating under the breakroom table and we can finally pay to fix the ceiling leak.
We are a legitimate media enterprise. Please just give us your money.
