I Hate This Fucking Planet

The modern world has so many choices of things like cereal or bread but you still only get a single choice for what planet you get to live on and I hate this one. It is full of bees and assholes and we're running out of bees and I never really even liked bees in the first place. Do they sting or do they bite? Turns out they can do both and that is horse shit. There's no bees on Mars, that's for sure, and as far as we can tell, there aren't any assholes. Maybe alien assholes. Slap it on your laptop or your fridge if you want freedom in your choice of planet.