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Government Lizard Sticker
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Government Lizard Sticker

Government Lizard sticker. They're real and your paranoia is fucking justified.

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About this product

This is a story all about how the Earth is controlled by lizards now.

And I want to take a minute, before we all die,

let me tell you how everything about space is a lie.