This is a story all about how the Earth is controlled by lizards now.
And I want to take a minute, before we all die,
let me tell you how everything about space is a lie.
Government Lizard sticker. They're real and your paranoia is fucking justified.
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This is a story all about how the Earth is controlled by lizards now.
And I want to take a minute, before we all die,
let me tell you how everything about space is a lie.