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CatBagz bumper sticker. Represents small business hustle, sweat equity, and the healing power of shameless self-promotion.

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Ships from RedBubble. We get a small cut. It buys cat food (for us, not the cats).

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This bumpersticker represents humanity. It represents sweat equity of the small time business. It represents frustration at failure and the healing process. It represents about $5 of your time and money and it makes people laugh and ask questions like "Does your car say Buy a God Damn Cat Bag?" and then you embrace and get married and have kids.

Your mileage may vary.

Basically, one time when I had kidney stones and I started an entire e-commerce business around some bags I bought from Alibaba. This bumper sticker illustrates my frustration at not being able to find success selling niche products on the internet.

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