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CatBagz Crisis Line
228-2249
A genuine simulated Cortelco® desk telephone. Dial any seven digits and someone regrettable will pick up. They're all regrettable. It's a small staff.
In the event of an actual emergency, please locate an actual telephone.
You can reach the editorial desk at catbagz@catbagz.com.
Things we like to hear about:
- A weird bag you saw at a thrift store
- A cat that has done something deeply unprofessional
- A typo you found (we will fix it; we will not credit you)
- A movie or TV show with a cat in it that we should rank
Things we will probably not respond to:
- "We'd love to discuss a partnership opportunity"
- Press releases for new pet-tech startups
- Anyone asking if they can write a "guest post" about CBD or crypto
- Lawsuits (please use the address on file)
If it's urgent, it isn't.
— Scooter