Ghost Cat

Ghost Cat is either a ghostwriter or an actual ghost, and when we asked which, he looked at us for a really long time and then the hallway light went out, so we stopped asking. He turned in one extremely practical explainer about stimulus checks in 2021, which is suspicious all by itself because nobody else here has ever explained anything correctly, and we haven’t heard from him since. If your check is late, he did not take it. Probably.