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Some of you have been wondering where the hell Scooter has been. Well lets just say he has become a big deal. Some might say a situation. Some might say he has become a problem but those people just gonna have to deal.
He has started a line of motivational speaker seminars where he discusses how to “Win” at “Business”. We’ve already discussed that there are probably ethical problems with some of the claims being made, like:
This seminar will reinvent the way you judge tax evasion!
Is a man not entitled to the currency of his own government?
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary (except CatBagz, which are a real steal).
We’re not sure where he gets this stuff! Anyway, we promised him we’d inform you, gentle reader, of his upcoming event. Next he’ll probably have us hocking his cheap online novellas.
Hey! While you’re at it, did you see the part where we added some products to the table? Due to some intense market research we found a few items that you people might really like. Only the best for our fellow Cat Bag Enthusiasts.