Inquisitive Carl’s Got Your Answer to the Question of the Day
According to Wikipedia, the relationship between cats and bags in retail transactions have had a long and somewhat scurrilous past. Specifically, in relation to the “Pig in a Poke” article:
I’m not the first person to tell you to not believe everything you read on the internet. I will be the first person to tell you that, starting today, our CatBagz.com Cat Bags:
(a) Do not contain any cats, dogs, or pigs
(b) Are not meant to convey the idea that they contain these things or that you will be getting any sources of any nourishment from your purchase
(c) Tote bags are 10% off!
So what is a cat bag then? Well, some would be so crass as to describe them as a bag with a cat face on it. We here at CatBagz.com consider ourselves Sac de Chat Connaisseurs (which is French for Cat Bag Connoisseurs) and so we’ve chosen this time and place to illuminate you on the wonders of these stuff-holding kitties.
They come in four (count em, 4) different sizes:
The Tote Bag (roughly 16 in. by 14 in.) is our largest size. The woven cotton strap measures 27.5 in. x 1.5 in. It comes in styles: Oliver, Percy, Sam, and Smokey.
The Cross Body Bag (9 in. x 8 in. x 2 in.) is wider than the other bags and offers different face styles. It has a lengthy adjustable (32 in. – 50 in.) strap that can either fit cross-body or be shortened to fit under your arm. The Cross Body Bag can have the following styles: Bentley, Max, Scooter, and Carl.
The Chain Bag (about 9 in. x 9 in.) is similar in size to the Cross Body bag but is made from flexible cloth. It comes with a chain (49 in.) instead of the leather strap that comes with the Cross Body bag. Like the Tote, the Chain Bag comes in styles: Oliver, Percy, Sam, and Smokey.
The Coin Bag (5 in. x 5 in.) is small and can fit in a purse (or another cat bag, making it a rare Russian nesting cat bag). It can hold whatever your heart desires, as long as whatever your heart desires is smaller than 5 square inches and about half an inch wide. The Coin Bag comes in styles: Oliver, Oscar, Percy, Sam, and Smokey.
So what are you waiting for? Get in there, get your 10% off totes, get your free coin bag (Coupon Code: TripleThreat when buying a Tote and a chain or cross-body bag), get your free shipping when you spend over $30, and get out there and stun the world with your feline fashion choices.