Keeping Tabs on the Great American Debate: The Loud One or the Weird One
You’ll have to excuse me. For a moment there, I thought Donald Trump had been married to Hungarian twins Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor. Turns out, it was the other set of Hungarian twins, Gene Simmons and a Hungarian Puli. My mistake. Sorry if that made it to CNN. If so, they should really look into their sources. It would seem there are Several Other Cat-Authored Internet Sites from which to secret those stolen headlines you damn dirty apes.
What makes this one unique? Well, theoretically, it would be selling Cat Bags, and you know what, we’ll get to that in a moment (for exceptionally lengthy definitions of moments). First, lets dissect the human condition:
- While everyone is in remorse over another Dead Groundhog, don’t forget the time New York Mayor Bill de Blasio Murdered One.
- Grease: Live is a hit, but given the subjects Sordid Past and modern America’s fascination with zombies, I believe Grease: Dead would have been even hittier.
- Nick Jonas and Kate Hudson maybe were a thing. You’ll remember Kate Hudson from when Clueless Louis from MuttBedz.com Mistook Her Briefly For Katie Holmes.
- Oklahoma Now Experiences Several Earthquakes A Day. People in Oklahoma respond by Killing Seals With Money.