THE AUTHOR THREW A FEW BACK ON THURSDAY AND NOW HES SCREAMING THROUGH THE END OF THE WEEK
Sometimes I wish I was still at home, licking myself into a saliva coma, but then I wouldn’t be right here, where I belong, telling it like it is. This week, FILB (Faces I’d Like to Boop).
Here we go.
|This guy. This freakin’ guy. You know him. You seen him out, shouting at people in traffic or the mall or the zoo.
Boop! Right in the kisser.
|Oh yes. This one. Taking pictures on the sidewalk? I was walking here but now I’m just an awkward backdrop to your big dumb vacation.
Boop. Double boop. Double boop with applesauce.
|Ear Discs and a v-neck shirt? You don’t say. I’ve got good news. My tiny paws of rage are gluten free.
Bibbidi Bobbidi Boop!
What else is going on? Well, lets see.
|Photo: CNN||Another US Presidential debate happened. Lucky us. This was the most important one because it was the latest one. Someone won it, I guess. I can tell you who lost. It was the rest of us.|
|Photo: Wikipedia||If you declare bankruptcy, make sure you don’t take pictures of money. That’ll land you in court. Reportedly, 50 Cent will quit Instagram, which is a funny sentence. I, too. will quit taking random pictures and throwing them up on the internet for no particular reason other than to get stuck in court explaining photographic evidence of potential crimes.|
|A bunch of Jos. A. Bank stores are closing. I never knew what they were, and had I, I probably still wouldn’t have gone in. They need a name that doesn’t sound like someone walking down the street with Joss Whedon who is in desperate need for a bank.|
Whew, I’m exhausted. I feel like that’s a solid end to another 5 days of litter pushing. Until next time, I’m a cat hitting things in the face. Boop.