Technically, it is a Canadian National Fucking Treasure but we’re not splitting hairs here
Things on the internet come and go (looking at you fucking Ask Jeeves) but some of this shit is pure gold. We should respect the sheer amount of wonders of the world exist solely on the internet. Like this site dedicated to notifying people when Publix chicken tender subs are on sale. Or llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk.
The latest best thing the internet hosts is a series of musical YouTube videos called Big Block Singsong and if you aren’t hooked after watching a few of their videos you are a heartless asshole that needs to get the fuck out. Here are some examples:
Two Banana DayGod DAMN has it been a two banana day. Its been a fucking two bushel year and its only May. We identify with this because it is easy to replace the word “banana” with “drink” and every day lately has been a multiple drink kind of day. |
CatThis one describes our furry feline feelings perfectly. Catbagz was built on self-aggrandized views of others attractions to what could either be described as misanthropic behavior or mental illness. We’re getting better. We stopped buying bags from China to sell you but that’s mostly because you stopped buying bags that we bought from China so its pretty much your fault. |
TechnologyAre you also on a first name basis with your microwave? Is that because the government is watching and recording your proclivities through it? Suddenly the suspicious coincidence of being required to stay inside your home seems a bit more insidious knowing that greasy-eyed FBI-CIA-NSA-CDC agents are thumbing through your leafy left-overs because you went all Internet-of-Shit on your kitchen. |
La Tee DahThe fact that the denizens of the land of La Tee Dah are enjoying their lives so much certainly puts their socialized medicine and pro-bono higher education viewpoints on a pedestal. I may have unfortunately designated the next target for our off-brand Mountain Lightning para-military coup patrol. |
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