The Gridiron is No Place for Mindless Defecation
To Whom It May Concern;
First, let me state I did not watch the puppy bowl. I find it to be meaningless hairy drivel.
I also did not watch the actual Super Bowl, although I hear there have been many several of them. I also find them to be meaningless hairy drivel.
You need not grieve my lack of participation in this American past time, for I caught most of the commercials on You-Tube.
In the future, may I suggest the following edits:
- Laser-pointer tag
- Bring Back Sigmund and Freud (Editor Note: This is, in fact, meant to say Sigfried and Roy but I’ll let it stand) as the half time show
- Kitten Soccer is becoming a great hit in the Euro-zone
These suggestions come at no additional cost, although my hourly rate is one ounce of cat-nip (medicinal, of course, for my cat-aracts).
Rutherford J. Catz, Feline-By-Law
(Editors Note: Also, puns are verboten)