The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition

To Whom It May Concern;

First, let me state I did not watch the puppy bowl. I find it to be meaningless hairy drivel.

I also did not watch the actual Super Bowl, although I hear there have been many several of them. I also find them to be meaningless hairy drivel.

You need not grieve my lack of participation in this American past time, for I caught most of the commercials on You-Tube.

In the future, may I suggest the following edits:

Laser-pointer tag
Bring Back Sigmund and Freud (Editor Note: This is, in fact, meant to say Sigfried and Roy but I’ll let it stand) as the half time show
Kitten Soccer is becoming a great hit in the Euro-zone

These suggestions come at no additional cost, although my hourly rate is one ounce of cat-nip (medicinal, of course, for my cat-aracts).

Sincerely,

Rutherford J. Catz, Feline-By-Law

(Editors Note: Also, puns are verboten)