Scooter Fears For His Life
Listen to me.
We don’t have much time. We are literally beset on all sides by threats. That sound you just heard? That is our end, sneaking up behind us, stalking us in the tall grass.
Winter Storm Jonas? Isn’t that biblical? We’re going to be swallowed whole by pure allegory.
I’m Scooter, and I’m petrified.
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